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Choagie Graham | “Demented Ramblings of the Young "Choagie" Graham”

“When David Graham was nine years old, he developed an alter-ego known as ‘Choagie’ and recorded his mainly-incoherent ramblings on the family tape recorder. Decades later, the results are available to the masses. After Christian spirituals sung with his aunt and little sister ‘Nini,’ Choagi... More Info

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Substance W | “A Boiling Vat of Adhesive Xmas”

The premiere release from Seattle-based Substance W, A Boiling Vat Of Adhesive Xmas (pronounced “ex-muss” in case you miss the comic book reference) is a 74-minute nonstop genre-jumping marathon of unpredictable yet highly accessible takes on Christmas songs old and new. T... More Info

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Asgoth A.D. | “Warwick Motel”

No room will be vacant of budget luxury when equipped with this wall-to-wall shag carpet of rock 'n' roll. Rockabilly and heavy metal collide with the unmistakable sound of an '80s vintage Casio keyboard. Plus amusing monologues and dramatic scenes that might tell some sort of... More Info

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Substance W | “Valentinnitus”

Substance W’s second album, Valentinnitus, explores the timeless subject of love via fourteen musical love letters. This album covers every aspect, from sickeningly sweet bubblegum pop to darkly cinematic soundscapes of obsession, and makes a great gift alternative for th... More Info

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Aluminum Tadpole | “The Clever Whatever”

When not watching bad horror movies or listening to records, the members of Aluminum Tadpole would occasionally have an impromptu jam session, recording music with whatever equipment was immediately available. The result: A sound that ranges from crass to touching, inept to jazzy. Also of no... More Info

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Action Sound | “Super Band”

Various artists from Worst Kitchen's roster have contributed an eclectic pile of ingredients -- rock, fusion, '70s camp, Casio kitsch, badly acted video drama, bits of "found audio" -- and concocted this reeking stew of musical fun. Featuring the further demented ra... More Info

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Choagie & Friends | “Crass & Cruel Crank Calls”

In a world without caller ID, when unsuspecting strangers were randomly telephoned by anonymous pranksters... ... More Info

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Spanky Spankitos & The Spankaroos | “The Totally Gay '80s”

Stuffy old historians in tweed blazers used to refer to the 1890s as The Gay Nineties (usually while seated in front of impressive bookcases and smoking pipes). But then the 1980s came along and they were like, “ Oh my god! TOTALLY!” (Next they spiked their hair with some gel, donned OP beac... More Info

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